Where am I going and why am I in a handbasket?

Things I cannot find in Sydney:

toilet seat covers -- If you value toilet seat covers, don't leave California.  

heated apartments -- It is colder inside than it is outside.  

trash cans -- I walk around with trash in my purse until I get home.  

bus maps -- Just get on a bus and hope for the best.  

cinnamon french toast -- 23847192 types of bread and not a single one for french toast.

turkey and avocado on sourdough -- I just want a sandwich... Is it too much to ask for?

buffalo wings -- Yesterday, someone asked me what a buffalo wing was.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups -- someone send me some.  

Urban Outfitters -- where do all the hipster indie kids shop?

orange chicken -- buy lemon chicken and ask for orange sauce.

ranch dressing -- my pizza is lonely without it.  

Trader Joe's -- where am I suppose to find chocolate covered peanut butter filled salted pretzels?

fontina cheese -- we needed this for Stefano's chicken medallion.  

peanut butter M&Ms -- however, mint M&Ms are abundant. 

corn tortillas -- fish tacos are also non-existent.  

shaving cream -- Skintimate? or not.