Things I cannot find in Sydney:
toilet seat covers -- If you value toilet seat covers, don't leave California.
heated apartments -- It is colder inside than it is outside.
trash cans -- I walk around with trash in my purse until I get home.
bus maps -- Just get on a bus and hope for the best.
cinnamon french toast -- 23847192 types of bread and not a single one for french toast.
turkey and avocado on sourdough -- I just want a sandwich... Is it too much to ask for?
buffalo wings -- Yesterday, someone asked me what a buffalo wing was.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups -- someone send me some.
Urban Outfitters -- where do all the hipster indie kids shop?
orange chicken -- buy lemon chicken and ask for orange sauce.
ranch dressing -- my pizza is lonely without it.
Trader Joe's -- where am I suppose to find chocolate covered peanut butter filled salted pretzels?
fontina cheese -- we needed this for Stefano's chicken medallion.
peanut butter M&Ms -- however, mint M&Ms are abundant.
corn tortillas -- fish tacos are also non-existent.
shaving cream -- Skintimate? or not.
My feet hurt.
