The Alligator Lounge on Metropolitan gives you a free pizza with every beer. If you order a Bud Light, this comes out to 4 dollars, plus tip.
I spent 20 minutes at 3am Wednesday night looking for someone's tooth on Leonard Street. We found the tooth, he put it back in his mouth after we picked it up from the sidewalk.
The sushi chef at Wasabi on Bedford Ave is awesome. He makes me custom plates and doesn't charge me for them.
The Korean laundromat on Metropolitan has shitty dryers. They are open 24 hours. The people there suck.
Settepani on Lorimer has the best butter cookies. They will cost you 16 dollars a pound.
The Bagel Store on Bedford Ave and N 3rd has cannoli cream cheese with white chocolate chips.
I took a train to Long Island and found myself in the east coast version of San Jose. I think dreams have died there, too.
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